Our Graces, the former Duke and Duchess of Ravensdale, County Louth, are delighted to announce to the Irish People our right, as newly appointed High King and Queen of Ireland, to bestow a title of your choice on all our subjects who would wish, like us, to elevate your position in life going forward.
How would you like to become a member of a god’s chosen global aristocracy with a personal royal or ecclesiastical title, or both?
Well now you can acquire any important venerated position of your choice, up the ranks of the global nobility to, and including, a King, Prince, Sheik, Sultan, Emperor, Archbishop, Pope, or their female equivalent, free of charge.
All you have to do is pick a title which you think will suit you, and the country to which you want to relate it, and register your new position in Irish and global society here with us.
Yes, you can call yourself the Queen of England from now on, for example, as you have as much right to rule Britain as the delusionary old woman who sacrificed her family and squandered her life pretending that her royal title came from a non-existent deity..
Produce the god, dear, or move over for Mrs. Murphy from Ballymun, who has kindly volunteered to relieve you of your spurious job.
Impress your wife or husband with a unique birthday or 'Christmas' gift.
Impress your children by starting your royal dynasty and bequeathing your title to your progeny in perpetuity.
Impress your family, friends and neighbours when you throw a party to celebrate the rise in the world which you deservedly have awarded yourself.
Impress your postman and those sending you bills by insisting that your mail is officially retitled. (Though we should warn you that the overworked An Post will not be impressed.)
Perhaps you would like yours registered on your passport, driving licence, car number plates, bank cards etc, etc, - How you use your title is up to you. But to be discovered as a member of a self-regulating organization or to have diplomatic immunity could be useful if stopped by An Garda Siochana.
Acquire your global establishment title now while any you wish to challenge or can dream up is still available, with the sole exception of ours.
We (not the royal) would like backing from a retinue of courtiers and foreign dignitaries for our efforts to seek early realistic funding for our new lifestyle from the GOI as surely the Irish wouldn’t want an underfunded, shabby Royal Family!
……..And to all who might wish to challenge our new title, we assure you that we have consulted with His ultimate Irish royal highness, King Brian of the Fairies, and He thinks it´s a great idea to revive the ancient Irish monarchy and has actually appointed us to replace what He considers a redundant, backward Irish Church and State.
More to follow this from your non-condescending, people’s Majesties and, please, no need for courtesy to us when you meet us at Lidl.
How would you like to become a member of a god’s chosen global aristocracy with a personal royal or ecclesiastical title, or both?
Well now you can acquire any important venerated position of your choice, up the ranks of the global nobility to, and including, a King, Prince, Sheik, Sultan, Emperor, Archbishop, Pope, or their female equivalent, free of charge.
All you have to do is pick a title which you think will suit you, and the country to which you want to relate it, and register your new position in Irish and global society here with us.
Yes, you can call yourself the Queen of England from now on, for example, as you have as much right to rule Britain as the delusionary old woman who sacrificed her family and squandered her life pretending that her royal title came from a non-existent deity..
Produce the god, dear, or move over for Mrs. Murphy from Ballymun, who has kindly volunteered to relieve you of your spurious job.
Impress your wife or husband with a unique birthday or 'Christmas' gift.
Impress your children by starting your royal dynasty and bequeathing your title to your progeny in perpetuity.
Impress your family, friends and neighbours when you throw a party to celebrate the rise in the world which you deservedly have awarded yourself.
Impress your postman and those sending you bills by insisting that your mail is officially retitled. (Though we should warn you that the overworked An Post will not be impressed.)
Perhaps you would like yours registered on your passport, driving licence, car number plates, bank cards etc, etc, - How you use your title is up to you. But to be discovered as a member of a self-regulating organization or to have diplomatic immunity could be useful if stopped by An Garda Siochana.
Acquire your global establishment title now while any you wish to challenge or can dream up is still available, with the sole exception of ours.
We (not the royal) would like backing from a retinue of courtiers and foreign dignitaries for our efforts to seek early realistic funding for our new lifestyle from the GOI as surely the Irish wouldn’t want an underfunded, shabby Royal Family!
……..And to all who might wish to challenge our new title, we assure you that we have consulted with His ultimate Irish royal highness, King Brian of the Fairies, and He thinks it´s a great idea to revive the ancient Irish monarchy and has actually appointed us to replace what He considers a redundant, backward Irish Church and State.
More to follow this from your non-condescending, people’s Majesties and, please, no need for courtesy to us when you meet us at Lidl.
